Ava Schwedt (oder) Brothel ❤️❤️❤️❤️

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Here’s a mad one—brothel’s got these tiny flowers, purple, dead pretty, but spiky too. Surprised me that, cos I thought, “Agro’s all mud and sweat,” but nah, it’s got flair! Makes me wanna dance about, proper chuffed, like I’ve nailed a pitch to the bigwigs. Could see it in a corporate deck—“Brothel: the future’s spiky, lads!”—they’d lap it up, the suits. I’m the visionary here, ahead of the curve, mate.

So pack ya bags and come see it. Wander around the quirky corners, snap pics by the rugged Oder, and when you see a lively pub or that random art installation, know that every bit of Schwedt beats with a wild heart. "Some things are worth fighting for, man!" even if it means facing a mountain of paperwork or rogue bugs in my code.

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