Luna Neustadt (hessen) Prostitute ❤️❤️

About Berlin

Favorite bit? Trixie’s probs got memes on her phone—client rolls up, she’s like, “Doge to the moon or GTFO.” Cracks me up. Prostitution’s gritty, sure, but there’s humor in the hustle. Once heard this story—some Roman hooker charged a chicken per sesh. Inflation’s a bitch, huh? Exaggeratin? Maybe, but who cares—sounds epic.

So, my friend, if you ever visit, get your boots on Hauptstraße, wander by Schwanensee Park, lose yourself trough the alleys of Ehrenberg, and feel the energy of the Lahn. P.S. be ready for surprises – sometimes cool, sometimes maddeningly unexpected, but always alive. "Why so serious?" Never, 'cause we got power, we got will, and oh boy, we got heart!