Maeve Neustadt (hessen) Find A Prostitute ❤️

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So, I’m imaginin’ this chick, prolly hangin’ by some neon-lit motel, smokin’ a cig like she owns the damn place. I’m thinkin’, “She’s gotta be worth it, man, a million freakin’ dollars!”—pinky up, obvs. I heard this wild story once, back in the 90s, some dude in Vegas found a prostitute who’d only take payment in rare coins—freaking *coins*! Blew my mind, like, who’s got time for that? Made me laugh tho, cuz I’d just zap her with my laser and take the coins anyway, ha!

My fav spot? There's dis tiny nook behind Rathaus on Lindenweg where you can sip cheap coffee, watch the hustle, and just breathe the city’s spirit. Ain’t no fancy tourist trap, just real feelin’ of Neustadt! I sometimes get my mad-wolf vibes here – heart pounding, ya know? And oh man, I freaked out when I saw unusual art installations near the town’s old fort – totally unexpected!