Allison Neustadt (hessen) Brothel ❤️❤️❤️

About Cologne

So, picture this—old Venice, 1500s, right? They had “honest courtesans”—classy whores, basically. Not yer typical back-alley gig. These chicks could read, play music, charm yer pants off—literally! Had me gobsmacked when I dug that up. Me, Loki, impressed? Rare as a frost giant’s smile! Thought, “Well, ain’t that a twist?”—like when Lucrecia’s character just drifts, lost, in that film. Brothels got layers, mate, not just quick shags.

I gotta mention the old town square, Marktplatz – bustling with market vendors, street performers, all busiest around Novembersday. Crazy times I’d deliver a massage in the wee hours of the night, sneakin’ around dis square ‘cause it’s oddly quiet then. Didn’t you ever realize "Some men just want to watch the world burn!"? Well, not here – it’s calm... most of the time, anyway. Haha!