Avery Neustadt (hessen) Brothel ❤️❤️❤️

About Cologne

So, I roll up to this spot. Old buildin’, creaky stairs, smellin’ like cheap perfume and regret. Girls loungin’ around, lookin’ bored as hell. One’s scrollin’ her phone—prolly TikTok. I’m thinkin’, “What’s the algorithm for *this* gig?” Deadass, it’s absurd. You got dudes stumblin’ in, actin’ all nervous. Like they ain’t never seen a titty before. I’m over here, tryna not laugh. This one guy—baldin’, sweaty—drops his wallet. Coins everywhere. I’m like, “Bruh, you payin’ in quarters?”

Man, often I stroll near the river Lahn. It’s awe-inspiring – the water flowin’ calm, like, "You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain!" So many secrets lurk there, like hidden graffiti and odd corners nobody cares to check out. I once caught a sunset there that made my brain go “Boom!” – pure magic, I’m telling ya.