Esme Geiselhoring Whore ❤️❤️

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So, this whøre, right? Ugly as hell, spiky fins, looks like it’s judgin’ me. Reminds me of Uncle in *Yi Yi*, quiet but deep, y’know? “Life’s a big mess” – damn straight, ‘specially when you’re wrist-deep in fish guts! Little known fact, these suckers got teeth – TEETH, bro! Bit my thumb once, nearly raged out, but I laughed, ‘cause who expects that? Surprised me good, like NJ catchin’ his wife cheatin’ in the movie – WHAM, outta nowhere!

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Welcome to Geiselhöring, Straubing-Bogen - a destination for anyone who wants to discover rural Bavaria! This charming town is located in the heart of the district and offers a wealth of sights .

I gotta mention the quirky bookstore on Litweg. Its vibe? Just like WALL-E. A lonely little treasure trove. "Heeey, it's a fixer-upper mission!" I joked with my pals.