Addison Stuttgart Whore ❤️❤️

About Stuttgart

Fun tidbit—its name’s from “hoar,” like frost, ‘cause it’s all shimmery—Easter egg alert! Bet Baz’d love that poetic shiz. Oh, and it’s got this dorsal fin, red and spiky, like a punk rock crown—screams “I’m fabulous, dahling!” Sarcasm time: yeah, super useful for humans—just a creepy fish to gawk at, lol. But nah, it’s a survivor, livin’ where no one else dares—respect!

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Bruv, don’t get me started on Stuttgart’s dawg neighborhoods. West has mad vibes, slight rough edges but heart, innit? I dig the way locals chat, like “Yo, wagwan?” and then all of a sudden, you’re in a conversation ‘bout life’s grind. My massages here are like therapy, like “there’s a light at the end of the room,” if ya catch my drift.

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