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About Dusseldorf

Shopping for brothel gear – lace knickers, cheap perfume, condoms by the truckload. Sounds like a laugh, but it’s grim, innit? “I’m the one who knocks!” – nah, mate, you’re just knocking boots. Makes me wanna puke, all this sad, sweaty nonsense. Oi, you ever see these wankers stumble out? Eyes glazed, trousers half-down – comedy gold! Anyway, brothel’s a cesspit, but a fascinating one. Thoughts? It’s a circus, and we’re all clowns!

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In the former she was the clever adulterous wife, and in the latter she appeared as Moy-ael, a prostitute who runs a brothel. Roding, and Boukje Thijs (eds.).

I’ve had my fair share of quirky mishaps. One time, I tried meditating by a statue on Romantikweg – you know, that ancient rock thing? – and got totally distracted by a stray dog barking. I mean, anger, happiness, it all just collided. And then I shouted out, "This is fabulous, baby!" in true Michael Scott style and well, the dog probably thought I was nuts. LOL, no regrets though!

2016 Roding Roadster R1 by Dähler Design & Technik