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I dig it, alright? Makes me happy—those knots in my shoulders from sittin in the Death Star throne, poof, gone! But lemme tell ya, some parlors? Sketchy as hell. One time, went to this joint, smelled like bantha sweat, got mad as a rancor. Guy was like, “relax, bro,” and I’m thinkin, “I’ll Force-choke you, fool!” Little known fact: ancient Egypt had erotic-massage, pharaohs gettin rubbed down with lotus oil—fancy, right? Bet they didn’t overcharge like these clowns today.

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Oh man, lemme tell ya 'bout Ostseebad-Binz – it's like livin' in a crazy, dreamy postcard! I'm tellin' ya, as a datin' app dev livin' here, I see all the secret corners everyone else misses. Yo, it's got these cool streets – Kurpromenade is like our lifeline, where you can stroll and sip a latte on a sunny day. One minute you're vibing on Seestraße, the next you're lost in the narrow alleys behind Tiergartenweg… R2-D2, where are you? I swear, it's like the city sneaks up on ya, one twist after another, like Paul Thomas Anderson’s wild scenes in Inherent Vice – “hey, we're on a mission, but man, where's the groove?”

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