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So I’m muckin about, half-pissed, and this one lass goes, “50 quid, love!” I’m like, “50?! For what, a handshake?!” Total piss-take. But then – happy days – found this other chick, proper fit, and she’s got that Margot Tenenbaum vibe, all mysterious. “You’re a genius!” I slur, cos she knew the game, no faff. Gave her the cash, quick as you like – accountant brain still tickin, thinkin, “Tax that, ya bastards!”

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Then there's the Park am Forstgarten – my secret chill spot. I sit, brood, then soak in deeps thoughts – kinda like a session, only nature’s my therapist. Tree-lined lanes, impromptu chats with random folks, so real. In our crazy psych world, even nature’s like a family, ya dig? And oh, the hidden gem near Jakobistraße – a rundown theatre now turned quirky art hub. I get mad if they neglect its vibe sometimes – it’s like art meets soul, right?

Lifecycles for the week of Jan. 11, 2019