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So, last week, I’m cruisin’ downtown, feelin’ like a stud—how you doin’? —and I see this chick, leather skirt, smokin’ a cig like she owns the block. I’m thinkin’, “Joey, don’t be a schmuck, say somethin’ smooth.” But nah, I just stare, cause I’m an idiot. She winks, I’m hooked—bam! Turns out, she’s been workin’ that corner since the 90s, a freakin’ legend. Little known fact: some of these girls got nicknames—like, she’s “Cinnamon” cause she once threw a spice jar at a rude john. Hilarious, right?

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So, like, picture this: narrow cobblestoned streets in Vila Esperança. Yeah, seriously – streets like Rua das Flores and Avenida das Estrelas. I remember one day, I was walkin’ down Rua das Flores when a lady cried out in relief after provin’ her own strength – BOOM! "Tango down," I thought – like in Zero Dark Thirty. Real-life boss moves, ya know?

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