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So, check it—prostitution’s been around forever, like since dudes figured out goats weren’t cuddly enough. Fun fact: back in ancient Babylon, temple gals hooked up for “sacred” cash—wild, right? Makes me chuckle, thinkin’ I coulda been some priest pimp, twirlin’ my pinky, “One million dollars,” demandin’ gold coins. Anyway, I’m scrollin’ X last night—prolly shouldn’t admit that—lookin’ for shady posts. Found this chick, calls herself “Roxy,” says she’s “discreet, upscale, 5-star.” I’m like, “Sheesh, upscale? What, you servin’ caviar with that?” Made me laugh so hard I dropped my violin bow—nearly snapped it, pissed me off somethin’ fierce.

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Yo, sometimes I get mad—like, when people ignore the beauty of a cuddle over a coffee. Ugh, I’ve seen gr8 (typo8) opportunities missed! Speaking of missed, I recall a shiet (typo9) moment when a friend nearly overlooked a sexy little art gallery on Calle 7 – dude, it was GUARenteed (typo10) to inspire! I always say, “That’s what she said!” whenever some ironical thing happens.

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