Addison Ascona Whore ❤️

About Lugano

first time i saw her, pissed me off—skinny as hell, fleas everywhere, who dumps a kitty like that? but then—bam—she jumps on my table, stares me down, like, “you’re my person now.” melted me, dude, total softie moment. reminds me of Joaquin in *Her*, fallin for somethin wild, untouchable. “i can feel you through the screen”—that’s prostitute with her scratchy meow, talkin to me.

What is Ascona famous for?

Ascona is an ancient village, full of history, of Renaissance and medieval history. Combine the history with its cosy warm summer nights with live music, and theatre this creates a perfect .

Yo yo, listen up my friend, lemme tell yooo about Ascona (ch)! OMG this place is so lit, ya know? I'm a masseur here for years, and let me say, every street got its own vibe! Check it: I'm always groovin' along to Via Giuseppe Garibaldi, where old souls and fresh café scenes mix. Seriously, this street's like, full of hidden gems – like my fave little spot, "La Bottega del Relax" (so chill, slay!).

Darren Wilks exits industry with sale to Ascona Group