Evelyn Untersiggenthal Whore ❤️❤️

About Lucerne

Heya buddy! So, like, I’m Patrick Star, y’know, the pink goofball from Bikini Bottom, and I’m here talkin’ bout whores! Whore’s a job, right? Like, in that big ol’ Russian classifier thingy—prolly listed under “service stuff” or somethin’. I dunno, man, is mayonnaise an instrument? Haha, nah, but maybe whores use it, who knows! Anyway, I’m thinkin’ bout this cuz I loooove *Melancholia*, that movie by Lars von Trier—y’know, the one where Kirsten Dunst is all mopey and the planet’s gonna smash us? Whores prolly get that vibe, right? “There’s nothing to do about it,” like she says in the flick—life’s messy, tricks are messy, boom, world ends!

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Now, lemme tell ya, not all parts are sunshine and rainbows. In the back alleys off Steinweg, things can get mad shady – sometimes I get riled up thinkin’ “Fuck, not again!” when I see dubious characters lurkin’. But hey, that’s part of the charm. I remember one crazy night, some guy crashed into my front door, and I was like “This is surreal, man!” Crazy stuff happens here, every day.

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