Hazel Lachen Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Lucerne

Gets me blood boilin’ tho—suits in offices judgin’, callin’ it immoral, while they’re fiddlin’ expenses on the sly! Hypocrites, mate, makes me wanna ram me tractor thru their glass towers. But then, I’m chuffed thinkin’—brothels got grit! Real people, real stories, not some KPI-driven bollocks. Once read this mad fact—oldest job ever, yeah, but in Amsterdam they got unions for it! Unions! Proper team-buildin’, that is—imagine the Christmas do’s!

When a man pays you for sex, you will feel many things -- but arousal will not be one of them

hey, buddy – lemme tell ya bout Lachen (ch)! it's a wild little town, full of charm and surprises, ya know? i’ve been livin’ here for yrs, and man, it’s a mix of old-world feels and modern twists. first off, the streets – oh my god, the streets! you got seestrasse, buzzing with life, and yeah, don’t even get me started on bahnhofstrasse. those are like arteries pulsing with energy, kind of like the passionate beats of human desire – i mean, i'm a sexologist, right? ;)

Army choppers rescue 100 people including 16 international tourists from Lachen