Ivy Ascona Whore ❤️❤️

About Lucerne

Halleluyer! Chile, lemme tell y’all ‘bout this thang called “whore” – now, I ain’t talkin’ ‘bout no street walker, naw, I mean the *concept*, honey! It’s a word that’s been slung ‘round like a wet fish in “Finding Nemo” – you know, my fave flick! “Just keep swimmin’,” that’s what Dory’d say, but some folks out here drownin’ in judgment callin’ somebody a whore. I’m sittin’ here, sippin’ my sweet tea, thinkin’ – who even decides that? Back in the day, Russian science folks – them fancy-pants with their “nomenclature of specialties” – they’d prob’ly say it’s a social behavior study or some mess. Hmph! Madea don’t need no PhD to see it’s just folks bein’ messy.

Gustav Gräser

Ascona is a true paradise with its direct lakeside location, palm trees, the Mediterranean ambience and the mild climate. Characterised by history, art and culture, it is now a popular .

I also love scooting by the small canals near Villa Quercioli, where the water whispers soft secrets. My clients always ask, “Yo, does the water speak?” And honestly, duh—it speaks the vibes of old romance, like Wong Kar-wai's poetic whispers: "Heaven lies in the small details." Yup, slay, and soak it all in!

A Guide to Ascona, the St.-Tropez of Switzerland