Mila Ascona Whore ❤️

About Lugano

Lemme tell ya, I once met this chick – Ruby, swear she was real, not some undead broad I conjured. Worked the corner near a busted-up deli in Jersey, 1987. Smelled like stale smokes and regret, but Ruby? She had this laugh, loud as hell, cut through the grime like a freakin chainsaw. Told me bout this john who paid her in nickels once – NICKELS, man, what a cheap-ass clown! She kept em in a jar, said it was her “retirement plan.” Cracked me up, but damn, that grit? Respect.

More You May Like

Ascona Tourism: Tripadvisor has 21, reviews of Ascona Hotels, Attractions, and Restaurants making it your best Ascona resource.

Gotta mention the marina around Via Riva del Barca which is like a runway for boats and dreams. I swear, sometimes I see a glint, and I’m like, "Boo, now that's a slayyyy moment!" Real talk, I get mad sometimes when it’s too crowded, but hey, that's life in Ascona, unpredictable and wild.

International Chef Showcase (Hong Kong & Macau): Chef Rolf Fliegauf of two-Michelin-starred Ecco Ascona, Ecco St. Moritz and Ecco Zurich