Layla Chyst Whore ❤️

About Baranovichi

Oi mate, so here’s me - Stephen Hawking, robotic voice, cosmic wisdom, divin’ into this nutty gig as a Consumption Psychologist, yeah? Talkin’ bout *whore* - not the judgy streetwalker vibe, nah, but how we all gobble up shit like mindless cosmic pigs. Picture this - me, wheels spinnin’, brain whirrin’ like a bloody black hole, watchin’ folks buyin’ crap they don’t need. Reminds me of *A Prophet* - that gritty flick, Jacques Audiard, 2009, my fave, right? Malik, the lad, stuck in prison, tradin’ smokes, dodgin’ shivs - “You’re alone now, kid” - that’s us, lost in consumption, chasin’ fake stars.

Heyyy, so lemme tell ya about Chyst- (by)... OMG, it's crazy, like a wild ride. I’ve been livin’ here, and honestly, it's like, "One million dollars!" Pinky-to-mouth style all the way, ya know? So, trust me, here's the lowdown.