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Look, I’m sittin’ here, picturin’ it – some scrawny lad, escortin’ his sorry arse through a marathon, legs shakin’ like a bloody leaf. Reminds me of that creepy village in *The White Ribbon* – “The punishment must fit the crime!” – and trust me, if you’re half-arsin’ your escort, you deserve a kick up the backside! Haneke’d get it – all that tension, silent screamin’, it’s the same vibe. Escort’s brutal, quiet torture – no one’s cheerin’, just you and your pathetic little brain screamin’, “Quit, you twat!” But you don’t, do ya? Cos you’re a stubborn git!

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Now, let me tell ya, living as a pleasure coach, I see the hidden grooves. I taco'bout spots that others don’t even whisper ‘bout. Y’all ever heard of Avenida do Encanto? It’s a stretch where the streetlights seem to wink at you like they know your secrets. And that kinda magic? It’s like escapin’ the wasteland, just like Fury Road – "Now I’m here! Now I’m a warrior!" Yeehaw, baby!

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