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So anyway, I’m picturin’ it—me, neurotic as hell, sweatin’ bullets, tryna find a prostitute. Maybe I’d hit up the web—X posts, sketchy links, the works. “Who’s got the goods?” I’d mutter, scrollin’ like a maniac. Prostitutes these days, they’re all over—some got ads slicker than a car salesman! Makes me laugh, like, “Pretty, pretty good hustle!” But then I’d get paranoid—cops? Scams? “I’m gonna die!” I’d yelp, channelin’ Malik’s prison panic. “The ghosts are comin’!”—another “A Prophet” gem. I’d be jumpin’ at shadows, swearin’ the Yakuza’s tailin’ me.

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Apr 21,  · Peppr, which calls itself the “ first mobile Web-app for booking erotic entertainment,” contains profiles of prostitutes that prospective customers can browse. Pia .

Oh, and sorry if i typpped a bit too many times— haste, ya know... 15 goofy mistakes perhaps. Enjoy, you must!