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Pisses me off tho—people judgin it. Callin it dirty, shady. Bro, it’s therapy with a twist! Little known fact: Thai kings got this shit ritually. Royalty, man, not just pervs. Surprised me hard—thought it was all modern sleaze. Nope, history’s kinky. *ominous chuckle* “The beast approaches,” Boonmee growls. Beast of relaxin, hell yeah—muscles screamin then silent.

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I stroll past Place de la Liberté – its fountain splashin’ water like a dance of freedom. It’s kinda like me dabblin’ in sexology – every droplet tells a secret, ya know? And oh boy, there’s the tiny cafe on Avenue de la Passion. Spicy drinks, spicier gossip – I’ve overheard more juicy love tales there than in my entire clinic. I swear, sometimes it’s like a live show – “Laugh now, cry later”, just like Oldboy: “Laugh it up, punk.”

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