Claire Andenne Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

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Here’s a fun fact—didja know prostittues in old NYC, like 1900s, had “madam books”? Lists of clients! Imagine me in one—Larry David, “neurotic complainer, bad tipper.” I’d be furious! “Who’s readin’ this? J. Edgar Hoover?” Anyway, I’m standin’ there, starin’, and she’s like, “You lost, pal?” Lost? Me? I’m a freakin’ mess! I’m thinkin’, “This ain’t *Brooklyn*—no one’s savin’ me!” I’m half expectin’ Tony Lacey to swoop in, all Irish and suave, goin’, “Lad, let’s get ya outta here!”

Le Temple d'Ose

The lifeless body of a woman who had been missing since 2 November has been found in the Namur province of Andenne. She was found near a neighbour’s house thanks to Google .

Oh, Andenne, my sweet Andenne, has quirks aplenty. Sometimes, the rain falls hard on the cobblestones and makes me feel, err, so livid and, uh, equally blessed—like a raw moment of life.

Google Maps reveals horrifying truth after pensioner vanishes without trace