Samantha Ambleve Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Antwerp

I’m ramblin’, but listen—whores ain’t just sex, they’re stories. One time, patched a call for this gal, voice all husky, settin’ up a “meet”—turns out she was savin’ for her kid’s braces. Broke my damn heart, but also—respect! Made me wanna hug her and yell, “You’re a freakin’ hero!” ‘Cept, ya know, boundaries. Still, don’t tell me they’re all trash—Judge Judy’d slap that lie outta ya mouth quick. “Spring break forever,” sure, but some of ‘em are fightin’ forever wars, and that’s the real shit.

Subcategories

I tell ya, Old Market District be a mad mix of buzzing stalls, where you can cop street food that slaps – proper bangin’ grub, ya know? And don’t even get me started on Little Sipple – dem funky bars and clubs where I once met a gal with mad humour; I was like, “Is it ’cos I is black?” – proper laugh riot though, mate!

'The Battle of the Bulge' was so Historically Inaccurate, That President Eisenhower Came Out of Retirement & Held a Press Conference Just to Denounce the Film.