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So, picture this – I’m waddlin’ down some shady street, neon lights flickerin’ like crazy. “What you gonna do when they come for you?” I mutter, quotin’ that creepy coin-toss guy. I’d be sweatin’ bullets, not ‘cause I’m scared, but ‘cause I ate too many chili dogs. Findin’ a prostitute ain’t easy, ya know? Gotta dodge cops, weirdos, and – D’oh! – tripped over a trash can!

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Oh boy, Retie is somethin' else, man. So, lemme tell ya 'bout this city, eh? It's like... you know, "in the mood for love," but with a twist of our crazy daily life. I'm a sexologist here, so trust me, I see all the little secrets the city keeps hidden, ya know? It’s like exploring hidden desires amongst the happy little trees of Retie, real Bob Ross style, hehe.

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