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I tried it once, ok? Got on Tinder, lyin’ about my height—six foot, bitches!—and this girl’s like, “let’s meet.” I’m hyped, thinkin’ I’m gonna score, but she shows up, smells like old tacos, and I’m like, “SERIOUSLAH?!” Made me so mad I wanted to scream, “Respect my authoritah!” right in her face. Didn’t even bang her—total letdown. But here’s a fun fact, right? Did ya know sex-dating apps got started ‘cause some nerd in the ‘90s made a hookup site for his buddies? True story! Now it’s all “DTF” this, “NSA” that—alphabet soup of horniness!

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Okay, so let’s talk rivers and stuff – ‘cause you gotta know where all the action is. There’s, uh, like, the Riviéra Fluviale that winds its way right past the old district of Melle. You’d be surprised how many wild stories hide behind those water reflections. I mean, working in my massage parlor, I’ve seen plenty of locals spill all their deep secrets while admiring the view – like confessions of love, scandals, and, well, some not-so-glam drama. It reminds me of that line from, like, There Will Be Blood, “I have a competition in me,” ‘cause every session is a fierce battle against stress, am I right or am I right?

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