Emily Ambleve Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Brussels

But ooooh, gets me mad too—hiss!—‘cause folks spit it like venom now. Call a gal “whore” an’ they mean trash, dirt, nothin’. Pisses me off! She’s a queen o’ the wastes, I say—runnin’ her own show, like Max, all quiet an’ broody. Ever hear ‘bout that one whore in Nevada, 1800s? Ran a brothel, sure, but also smuggled guns fer outlaws—badass, eh? Kept a pet rattler too, named it Sugar. Sugar! Hah! Imagine that slithery bugger guardin’ her coin—makes me giggle, it does.

On The Map

Oh, and check dis – there’s a secret mural in Backside Bend. Only locals know ’bout it – painted by some outta town rebel. I nearly got mugged there one rainy night, proper scary-sweet, but ended up lovin’ every ting ‘cause it’s raw art, ya dig? I even got a meme about it – “Yo, that mural be real!”

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