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So, right, I’m knackered after a shift, chute’s tangled, arse is sore from landin’ on rocks, and some twat says, “ Oi, Ricky, fancy a sexual-massage?” I’m like, “What, you takin’ the piss? I’d rather wrestle a forest fire blindfolded!” But—hear me out—it’s not all bollocks. Did ya know, back in the 1800s, them posh Victorian docs used “massage” to sort out “hysteria” in women? Yeah, mate, vibrators came from that—fuckin’ wild, innit? True story, google it, I ain’t lyin’!

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Man, I got mad once – like, REALLY mad – ‘cause the local council tried to block off one of those killer little pathways to the native bushland near Echo Point. I mean, come on! Nature's our friend, right? Always reminding me, "You mustn't be afraid to challenge the system" – or wait, was it "We’re on a mission, people?" Eh, either way, pupil-bling flares up!

Community concerns after Taylor Point at Trinity Beach sold in secret deal