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But here’s what pisses me off—some jackass “masseuse” actin’ all holy, like, “Oh, this is therapeutic, Cartman!” Bullshit! Don’t gimme that crap, I know what’s up, ya sneaky perv! I’m sittin’ there, pants off, thinkin’, “C’mon, lady, quit teasin’ my ass!” Like in *Inherent Vice*, when Doc’s all, “What’s the deal, man?”—same damn vibe! Don’t play me, I’m the Auctioneer, I call the shots!

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Oh, and don’t overlook the local park, Botanical Bliss – an ironic name for a place chock-a-block with stray dogs, finders of lost wallets, and the occasional pungent smell wafting from someone’s dodgy barbeque. I had a session there once – last minute, on a hunch – and the vibe was surreal. The park was almost like a stage for the absurd – a perfect slice of Kallaroo life, where every damn corner has its story.

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