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So, findin’ a prossie—where do ya start? Back alleys? Craigslist’s dead, thank God—too many psychos. X posts’d probably say “check Vegas,” but nah, too obvious. Little known fact: 1800s London, prostitutes’d wear red ribbons—secret code for “I’m game.” Cool, right? Makes me happy knowin’ history’s got my back. Nowadays, it’s all shady apps and “massage” ads—everybody lies, even the rub-n-tug joints.

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I gotta rant: sometimes dates don't work out, and I get super mad. One time, I got stood up at Oceanview Lane, and man, I almost swam away yelling, "Psst, you’re so diving with the fishes!" Haha, true story. But then I'd catch a breath and remember, "Just keep swimming!"

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