Claire Ferntree Gully Whore ❤️❤️

About Adelaide

But real talk—whores ain’t just punchlines. They see shit, hear shit—secrets kings’d kill for. Once knew this gal, swore she bedded Shakespeare—said he mumbled sonnets mid-bang. Probs bullshit, but I’d buy it! “More than this,” movie line, fits her—dreamin’ bigger than flea-bit inns. Surprised me, how deep they feel—anger, too, at bein’ tossed aside.

Map of Ferntree Gully, VIC 3156

Let's see if we get the three active biders maybe potentially four and we'll let you know how we go when the auction's over.

Heyyy, buddy!! So, lemme tell ya 'bout Ferntree-Gully—it’s wicked, like, totally off the hook! Ruh-roh! I'm a sexologist here and, like, my work kinda shows ya the real vibes of the streets. So, check it: there's Church Street, ya know, right in the thick of things. It’s busy, full of cool cafés, tiny boutiques… and like, secret nooks perfect for steamy chat sesh stories!

Game, set, raffle! get your tickets for Ferntree Gully Tennis Club’s Easter fundraiser