Hazel Tingalpa Whore ❤️

About Newcastle

I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ of *Finding Nemo*—my fave flick, don’t judge. That bit where Dory goes, “Just keep swimming”? That’s what whores do, yeah? Keep goin’, no matter the shitstorm. Life’s a cesspool, and they’re dodgin’ sharks like Marlin dodgin’ jellyfish. Annoys me how folks judge—makes my blood boil. Like, who are you, pious twat, to point fingers? I’d shove ‘em in a tank with Bruce the shark—“Fish are friends, not food!”—and watch ‘em squirm.

Tingalpa, QLD 4173

It is within the catchment of Tingalpa State School and Brisbane Bayside State College. It has reliable NBN Fibre to the Curb and 5G mobile coverage. Property.

Alright, my friend, pack your quirky side, your appreciation for street art, and your love for random late-night surprises. Tingalpa’s got that snarky soul, and it’ll hit ya like a plot twist in a spy thriller. Easy breezy – come for the vibe, stay for the unpredictability. See ya there!

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