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Personal quirk? I’m imaginin’ her in my Aston Martin, leather seats, screamin’ my name—exaggeratin’? Maybe, but who gives a toss? She’s a laugh, too—heard her slag off some wanker tryin’ to chat her up, “Piss off, you limp prick!” Had me in stitches, nearly dropped my drink. Sarcasm’s her game, and I’m here for it.

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The neighborhood feels warm, kinda like your fave quirky dating app profile that’s too real. You got your leafy bits at East Tingalpa Reserve, a park where locals chill, walk their dogs, and sometimes even practice yoga (real zen, people!). And there’s that quirky café on Maple Avenue – oh god, don’t get me started on their avocado toast; it's epic. (Also, they make a coffee that makes you wanna say, “God, if this is what heaven’s like, I’m in!”)

City’s ‘pound-for-pound’ greenest suburb