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Hiiii! Me Patrick Star, duh! So, like, findin’ a prostitute, huh? I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’—is mayonnaise an instrument? Haha, nah, but maybe it could be, right? Anyway, I’m in Hawaii, chillin’ like a jellyfish, and I’m wonderin’ bout them ladies out there, y’know, the ones who, uh, sell smooches and stuff! Like in my fave movie, *Her*, where Joaquin’s all, “Sometimes I think I’ve felt everything I’m ever gonna feel,” and I’m like, dude, have ya met a Honolulu hooker yet? Prolly not!

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Have ya been to Sunset Lane? It's a corner of Strathmore that most people don't know about. It's quiet, a little bit run down sometimes (but that’s charm, sad but true). I once met this old fella there who told me, “Strathmore, man, it’s where your issues vanish, like magic!” I got so moved, really, I almost cried – can you believe that? Crazy, right?

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