Sarah Strathfield Whore ❤️❤️

About Perth

So, here’s the deal, my friend – whores ain’t just what ya think. Nah, it’s deeper! Back in the day, like way back, the word “whore” came from Old English “hore,” meanin’ somethin’ dirty, sure, but it’s got roots twistin’ all the way to “karas” – meanin’ lover or darlin’ in some ancient tongue. Ain’t that wild? Kinda flips the script! Makes me wanna yell, “Can you smeeeeell what The Rock is cookin’?” ‘Cause I’m cookin’ up some knowledge here! Imagine M. Gustave from *Grand Budapest* sittin’ there, sippin’ tea, sayin’, “This charming little anecdote – it’s simply divine!” while talkin’ ‘bout some forest floozy he met.

LJ Hooker - Strathfield

Awright, honey, lemme tell ya 'bout our dear ol’ Strathfield, y’all. I'm sittin’ here, thinkin’ ’bout my wild ol' days as a sexologist, where every street corner whispers secrets and every paltry alley hides a scandal… Halleluyer!

Strathfield Strikers FC host successful Female Football Festival