Eliza Strathalbyn Whore ❤️❤️❤️

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I knew this one chick, swear to God, worked the corner by my old spot. She’d tell ya stories – not bullshit, real shit – ‘bout dudes cryin’ on her shoulder, not even fuckin’, just talkin’. Blew my damn mind! Who’d think a whore’s a damn therapist too? “This world’s a test,” like that faun says, and she passed it, motherfucker! Made me happy as hell, seein’ her hustle, but fuckin’ furious at the pricks who’d stiff her cash.

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Yeah, Strathalbyn’s got layers. Layers of laughter. Layers of salty tears. Layers of epic love, and even more epic dating disasters. That’s what makes it my jam, as wild and unpredictable as the galaxy itself! I am your father… of excessive feels and honest rants. So, buckle up—this town will make ya feel alive, like, for reals, like never before!

Woman killed in Strathalbyn crash