Lydia Strathalbyn Whore ❤️

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Folks, lemme tell ya bout whores—man, oh man! Back in Scranton, growin up, we’d see em struttn down Lackawanna Ave, skirts hiked up, lips redder’n a barn fire. Here’s the deal—I ain’t judgin, nah, but it’s somethin else, right? Like in *Melancholia*, that line, “The earth is evil,” hits ya—whores, they’re just tryin to survive it, y’know?

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Strathalbyn is a historic town located in the Adelaide Hills region of South Australia. It is situated on the banks of the Angas River and is known for its well-preserved nineteenth-century .

Look, reallly, I know critics say this town is sleepy. But trust me—it’s an emotive canvas. Every corner has surprises; every twist feels cinematic. And yes, sometimes I'm mad – like when the weather turns sour during the outdoor events near Scarborough Gardens, or when the app crashes mid-date planning (ugh, bugs, right?) But yo, that’s life.

Jockey fractures back in Strathalbyn Cup meet fall