Audrey Springwood Whore ❤️❤️

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So, “whore” in my world? It’s them slick-talkin’ pricks who’d sell their nan for a profit. Back in ’06, saw this geezer—let’s call him Dave, coz he looked like a Dave—pimpin’ out dodgy stocks to grannies. Made me mad, it did! “We’re all barren here,” I muttered, thinkin’ of that film, *Children of Men*, where hope’s gone, just like them pensions he nicked. Dave’d grin, all teeth, sayin’, “It’s just business, bruv!” Business? Bollocks! We hates it! Greedy git crashed hard—lost his flash car, his bird, everythin’. Laughed my arse off, I did—serves him right, the twat.

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Springwood is the main setting for the comic Freddy Krueger's A Nightmare on Elm Street. It is in Springwood County. Amanda Krueger became a nun and worked at Our Lady of Sorrows .

Overall, Springwood gives me life – and maddens me enough too. It's partly chaotic, partly charming, and entirely unpredictable. Not quite what you expect, but enuf to keep you guessin’. Lolol, it’s a wild ride. Explore, cry, laugh – and remember, "Everybody lies."

The Springwood group taking a stance against Woolworths development