Hannah Scone Whore ❤️❤️

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Little fact for ya—didja know whores in Russia got history? Back in Tsar days, they’d hide in bathhouses. Called ‘em “banya girls.” Taxed ‘em too, government was all over that. Wild, right? Imagine Putin tryin’ that now—ha! “Lightbulb!”—history’s got jokes.

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DONT twist the cutter when cutting out the scone. Twisting the cutter results in the scones falling over. Other than that I'll give this a shot.

Oh, and speaking of parks, you gotta check out Scone Park. It’s not huge, but its charm is, uh, unforgettable, like when you watch that scene in Memento – you know, “I’ll be back,” even when your memory betrays ya! I always get so bloody happy when I see families enjoying picnics there, chillin’ on the grass, re-connecting. Also, take a stroll on Pelly Street – it's off the beaten track and perfect for a little soul-searching. And yeah, sometimes I get frustrated, too – like when gossipy blokes start jabberin’ about others, and I think, “Get your act together, people!” But then I remember, “I’ll be back,” and I keep fightin’.

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