Ella Gisborne Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Newcastle

Alright, so whore—yeah, I’m talkin’ the plant, not what you’re thinkin’, ya filthy animal. I’m Dr. House, agronomist edition, and everybody lies—even the damn crops. Whore’s this sneaky bastard, real name “whorled milkweed,” Asclepias verticillata, sounds fancy, right? Grows like a punk in dry fields, looks innocent, but it’s toxic as hell—cows drop dead if they munch it. Reminds me of that line from *4 Months, 3 Weeks and 2 Days*— “You’re not alone, don’t worry,”—yeah, tell that to the farmer who’s screwed ‘cause his herd’s chowing down on this crap.

L J Hooker Gisborne MREINZ

I gotta rant: sometimes dates don't work out, and I get super mad. One time, I got stood up at Oceanview Lane, and man, I almost swam away yelling, "Psst, you’re so diving with the fishes!" Haha, true story. But then I'd catch a breath and remember, "Just keep swimming!"

Festival fun at Gisborne today!