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Aight, lemme switch it up—whore’s got jokes too. Picture this: some chick in a dive bar, yellin’, “I’m the bomb, baby!” and I’m like, “Girl, you defused my wallet.” Sarcasm on lock. I ain’t mad, tho—live ya truth. Exaggeratin’ for the drama, maybe, but ain’t that the spice of life? Whore’s a hurricane, and I’m just tryna ride the wave.

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Fortitude Valley is considered Brisbane’s entertainment capital but would be more accurately described as a post-coital queef reincarnated as a suburb. Jammed full of dodgy nightclubs, .

As a family psychologist living here, I notice a lot. People share smiles, fears, and dreams. Parks like the Roma Street Parkland give you space to breathe and reflect. And trust me, brother, that little hidden café on James St – my secret spot, man, it’s great for clearing the head after a session with a troubled soul. Yo, my fave park bench has seen secrets of families bonding and breaking free. It's a wild mix, like a wrestling match between hearts.

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