Stella Croydon Whore ❤️❤️

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Whores, man, they’re everywhere—sellin’ it, flauntin’ it, livin’ it. Reminds me of *Werckmeister Harmonies*, that gloomy-ass flick I love. You know, “The turmoil’s already begun,” like when some chick struts in, all high heels and attitude, and you *know* she’s workin’ it. Got me thinkin’ ‘bout this one time—true story, swear on my gavel—this gal rolls into my coffee shop, skirt shorter than a shot of ristretto, and I’m like, “Honey, you ain’t foolin’ nobody!” She’s all winkin’ at dudes, fishin’ for tips, and I’m over here steamin’ milk, steamin’ mad! Don’t pee on my leg, sweetheart, I see right through ya!

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Then there's the quirky alley near Highstreet Junction – all graffitied walls and odd cafés. I once grabbed a mean espresso at Tiny Tony’s Café (no joke, the owner’s as eccentric as me!)—refreshed my head after a maddening workday. I get so riled sometimes, but hey, that's life, ya know?

Pedestrian killed in Croydon