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So, this one time, ‘bout five years back, I’m runnin’ the elevator, doors slide open, and in steps this gal—red heels, lipstick bright as a coral reef. She’s a workin’ girl, no doubt, smellin’ like cheap perfume and dreams that quit on her. I’m thinkin’, “Fish are friends, not food,” but damn, society’s chompin’ at her like Bruce the shark. She looks at me, eyes tired, says, “Top floor, pops.” I nod, hit the button—whirrr, up we go. I’m mad as hell, tho—why’s she gotta hustle like this? World’s cruel, man, chews up the weak and spits ‘em out.

Ranked 243rd best suburb by locals in Brisbane Region, QLD

Looking for a home in Crestmead? Great location. 30 mins to Brisbane and 50 mins to Gold Coast. The suburb itself has a range of facilities, parks and schools to raise a family. .

Ok, so some random tidbit: there’s a hidden little bar on Devon St that literally has the best vibes – like, secret meetups and over the top juicy gossip sessions where people spill tea like, literally non-stop. Lol, and trust me, its cocktails are so amazzzing.

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