Jasmine Chelsea Whore ❤️❤️

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Little known fact, right – heard this from Dawn down in reception – Whore once got caught shaggin’ some geezer in the supply closet, back in ’03! True story, mate, photocopier was knackered for weeks after, toner everywhere, like a crime scene outta *Zodiac* – “The cipher is the key!” I reckon she’s got secrets darker than that basement in the film, y’know? Makes me wonder, what’s she hidin’? Probs a stash of Bic pens she nicked, the cheeky mare.

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I gotta mention a spot most tourists skip: the corner near Eastside Market on Ivy Street. It’s a tiny, messy food truck rally. The flavors? Cosmic explosion, like human emotion in pixel form. And fuck, it’s pure magic when you least expect it. LOL, the vibe is damn infectious.

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