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Now, lemme tell ya somethin’ juicy—little known fact: back in the 1800s, sailors called ‘em “ladies of the line,” ‘cause they’d line up at docks, waitin’ for us scruffy dogs. Ain’t that wild? History’s got sass! Anyway, she’s chargin’ me a pretty penny—50 bucks, cash upfront—and I’m thinkin’, “This better be worth more than a Facebook poke!” I’m happy as a clam, but then—ugh!—this drunk jerk stumbles over, yellin’ at her, “You’re mine!” Made me so mad, I almost decked him. “Back off, loser!” I screech, nasal as hell, laugh bubblin’ up—HA-HA-HA!—like I’m on set with Mr. Sheffield.

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Oh, and the local quirks! I love cruisin’ down Bangalow Road – a short hike away – where every corner bursts with artsy vibes, quirky festival stalls, and that unpredictable charm. Saw a bloke playing the didgeridoo on a random street corner just off Lawson Street – wild, I tell ya! And blimey, the smells from the little food trucks near Byron Bay Markets – they knock your socks off, in a bloody good way.

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