Megan Simmering Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

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Sometimes I reckon, in me head, “David, you plonker, you’d be useless at that gig.” Can’t even charm me way outta a parking ticket! But whores? They’re closin deals left, right, n center — no CRM software, just gut. Makes me wanna cry a bit, cos they’re out there, grindin, while I’m faffin with PowerPoint.

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Let me simmer down tho. Ariana gives me three emotions: crying, whore, street fighter.

Simmering’s streets can be as erratic as my code – full of surprises, typos, and those tiny happy accidents. I once nearly crashed a date ‘cause of a wrong turn at Pumperlweg (yeah, that’s a real street, I swear!). It’s maddening sometimes but that’s what makes it interesting. Mistakes, laughter, unexpected connections – it’s all love, baby.