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Little known fact – back in the ‘20s, these joints had secret tunnels. Prohibition shit, cops couldn’t catch ‘em! Imagine that, tunnels fulla booze and broads. Fuckin’ wild. I’m sittin’ there once, this chick – blonde, legs for days – she’s tellin’ me ‘bout her “pianist hands.” I’m like, “What, you play Chopin or somethin’?” She laughs, says, “No, Tone, I play *you*.” Ha! Fuckin’ smartass. Got me good. “The Pianist” line stuck, though – “In this place, I’m safe.” She said it jokingly, but it hit me. These girls, they run the show, y’know? Dudes think they’re in charge, but nah, it’s their world.

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My fave spot? The tiny alley near Gasthof Goldener Adler. I swear, it's hidden but oh-so-charming. I luv the way families and couples stroll there, talkin' deep thoughts into the frosty air, like life's little surprises... so, so heartwarming! And hey, there's the Kurpark, perfect for a mind reset, that green oasis in the middle of our little alpine gem. It's like stepping into another realm, like when Haku swoops in from nowhere—totally epic!

B.C.'s Cam Alexander captures World Cup downhill bronze in Kitzbuhel