Julia Horn Whore ❤️

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She’s slippin’ thru life, makin’ cash off dopes—happy as a pig in mud, that made me jealous, y’all! Surprised me too—thought whores were all sad sacks, but nah, this one’s laughin’, probly at me. “You can’t plan life,” Toni’d say—whore’s proof, a walkin’ disaster I can’t stop starin’ at. Once caught her hagglin’ with a surfer dude—$50 for “company,” he’s all “Mahalo, brah,” like it’s a damn Aloha deal. Cracked me up—dumbass thinkin’ he’s slick!

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But what, you asked, does “horny” have to do with horns? Here’s the story. The English noun “horn” itself is very old, dating back to Anglo-Saxon days, and derived from ancient Germanic. .

Some of these streets? Man, they're full of typos… err, I mean, surprises. My personal fave is a back alley just off Brick Road. It’s speckled with murals and graffiti. That spot? Always reminds me: "When you're angry, you're not thinking clearly!" But then, sometimes, you just let the absurdity flow.