Claire Horn Brothel ❤️

About Klagenfurt

Alright, so I’m thinkin bout brothels, right? Like, what’s the deal here? I mean, I’m a Product Manager, I should be analyzin this like it’s some kinda startup pitch, but nah, it’s just—wild! Picture this: me, Larry David, sittin there, neurotic as hell, goin, “A brothel? Really? REALLY?!” It’s like somethin outta “Only Lovers Left Alive”—you got these shadowy vibes, right? Like Adam and Eve, all moody and immortal, sippin on blood, but swap that for… y’know, paid company. “We’re not like them,” Adam’d say, starin at the johns stumblin out, smellin like cheap cologne and regret. Pretty, pretty good, huh?

Africa, Middle East, and India

The brothel Pascha on Horn street in the district Neuehrenfeld, it is one of the largest brothels in Europe, Cologne, Germany.

You gotta see the river, Splish River, cutting through downtown. Cold water, fast flow – kinda like the twists in that flick, Oldboy, ya know? Sometimes, after a long day, I wander there, thinking how life flows away, all relentless, like a cut in the dark.