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Oi, mate, yeah baby! So, dig this—findin’ a prossie, right? Far out scene, I’m tellin’ ya! Picture this, groovy cats: me, Austin Powers, struttin’ like a shagadelic king. I’m thinkin’ *Children of Men* vibes—“The world’s gone mad, Kee!”—but with a twist, ya dig? No babies, just babes, heh! Needed a bird for the night, somethin’ to shake off the fuzz.

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