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So, I’m picturin’ it—like WALL-E, ya know? My favorite flick! That little robot, rollin’ through trash, tryin’ to find somethin’ pure—brothels got that vibe! You walk in, it’s all chaos, dim lights, shady folks—kinda like Earth in the movie, abandoned, messy, but… there’s somethin’ human there. “Beep boop,” I’d say, like WALL-E, dodgin’ glitter and heels. I’d be horrified—HORRIFIED—but curious, ya know? Like, who’s runnin’ this joint? Some fat guy in a velvet robe? I’d yell, “This is nuts! Who’s in charge? Where’s the manager?!”

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Oh, and the downtown spot? The block of Artisan Row. Street art, vibrant night markets, couples laughing, secrets shared. Walk past the funky graffiti “YOLO” on Brick Alley (yup, that actual wall!), and picture it: the little rendezvous in coffee shops where whispers slice the silence. It’s like every corner tells a dirty love story, if ya catch my drift.

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